Tony Blair (TB) has been interviewed by Peter Jennings (PJ)
PJ: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
TB: Rust on our equipment.
PJ: Rust! Can you explain?
TB: Yes, rust. You see, affected our leg weaponery. Our knee spears.
PJ: Knee spears? Why? I've never heard of such a thing like that!
TB: Really. I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!