Monday, January 21, 2013

Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas

Tony Blair (TB) has been interviewed by Peter Jennings (PJ)

PJ:  Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?

TB:  Rust on our equipment.

PJ:  Rust!  Can you explain?

TB:  Yes, rust.  You see, affected our leg weaponery.  Our knee spears.

PJ:  Knee spears?  Why?  I've never heard of such a thing like that!

TB:  Really.  I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!